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Here's wishing a happy St. Patrick's Day to all my readers of Hibernian persuasion, as well as those who just like getting out of work around noon to go get stinking drunk in the middle of the day. Just don't let me catch you with a plastic cup of rat piss beer with green food coloring in it.

If beer isn't your thing (regardless of pigmentation), may I suggest a glass (or three) of Midleton Very Rare Irish Whiskey.

Sláinte!