Oops, Someone Did It Again

Stop me if you've heard this one before.

A tip for would-be gasoline thieves. When stealing gas in the dark, don't use a lighter to see how you're doing.

Any relation to this fellow rocket scientist we heard about last month?

A 20-year-old Dunstable man reportedly siphoning gas by the light of the moon suffered second-degree burns over 20 percent of his body Sunday, when he sparked a lighter so he could see better.

I blame Bic.