Maybe It's Something in the Water

Remember this guy who might still be walking the earth had it not been for his dismal lack of reading comprehension skills?

Well, the New Hampshire chapter of Illiterate Dirtbags In Our Towns (I.D.I.O.T.) Brigade has struck again. From the New Hampshire Union Leader:

GOFFSTOWN -— Two men broke into a Channel Lane home Friday night but "fled immediately" when "confronted" by the homeowner, police said.

Sgt. Pat Sullivan said no further information was being released yesterday because detectives are still gathering evidence in the case. He would not comment when asked if the homeowner confronted them with a gun and would not name the homeowner.

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A "No Trespassing" sign is posted on a white picket fence in front of the residence while a decal, with a drawing of a hand holding a revolver pointed outward at a caller, warns:

I'd say the decision to "flee immediately" was quite probably the smartest choice these two morons have made since the third grade.