Back Bay Beatdown

From the Boston Herald police logs:

Back Bay

Proof that gun laws must be working.

A 38-year-old Jamaica Plain man said he was in Copley Park when six men attacked him using an assortment of street weapons, meaning they are items you find on the street. One man swung a length of pipe at him, another a milk crate. The robbers took $15 from the victim, which would earn each crook in the group $2.50, enough to buy at least one more milk crate apiece and really go on a tear.

No, I haven't started moonlighting at the Herald.