Shocking News Out of Brighton

Literally.

22-year-old Susannah Richardson says a man followed her from a T stop in Brookline to her Brighton apartment Wednesday, and attacked her there with a stun gun.

But, but...that's against the law!

Chapter 140: Section 131J Sale or possession of electrical weapons; penalties

Section 131J. No person shall possess a portable device or weapon from which an electrical current, impulse, wave or beam may be directed, which current, impulse, wave or beam is designed to incapacitate temporarily, injure or kill...

Golly, what do you know? A low-life criminal scuzball with no respect for the law, walking the streets and preying on the defenseless women of Boston. Will wonders never cease?

And the Menino legacy rolls on...

and on...

and on...

and on...