A Late Christmas Present

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KABUL, Afghanistan (CNN) -- Two would-be suicide bombers have blown themselves up while strapping on explosives in a store in southern Afghanistan, police said.

The explosion took place at 2 p.m. (0930 GMT) Thursday in the town of Waish, about a kilometer from the Pakistan border, and no one else was hurt, according to Abdul Hakim Hungar, deputy police chief of Kandahar province.

Now, if that doesn't put the world's biggest shit-eatin' grin on your face, there's something seriously wrong with you.