Why People Homeschool
From Greenwich, Connecticut:
Where radical Islamic terrorist scumbags and the Euro-socialist scum and third-world shithole dictators who coddle them would be welcomed with open arms and those vile, gun-toting, freedom-loving Americans would be treated like the dangerous, subversive criminals they are.
Linus, please pick up the red courtesytelephone cluebat.
Link via Michelle Malkin who notes:
Pass the egg nog.
Then, Santa Claus encountered the animals in the forest and told them he was discouraged by the way they had divided themselves on the basis of their colors. Santa told the animals that their skin color should not cause division among them and that they should live together in one community.
Where radical Islamic terrorist scumbags and the Euro-socialist scum and third-world shithole dictators who coddle them would be welcomed with open arms and those vile, gun-toting, freedom-loving Americans would be treated like the dangerous, subversive criminals they are.
The animals agreed with Santa's message and then renamed their community The Rainbow Forest. In the play's final scene, the animals linked arms and sang "The Colors of the World Blend in Perfect Harmony."
Linus, please pick up the red courtesy
Charlie Brown: [shouting in desperation] Isn't there anyone out there who can tell me what Christmas is all about?
Linus Van Pelt: Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you. Lights, please.
[a spotlight shines on Linus]
Linus Van Pelt: "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flocks by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the lord shone round about them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is born in the City of Bethlehem, a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men'". That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie brown.
Link via Michelle Malkin who notes:
Students in Greenwich, CT performed "A Rainbow Christmas" to teach tolerance and diversity. Because a Christmas play that actually taught about, oh, I don't know, Christmas wouldn't be tolerant or diverse enough.
Pass the egg nog.
