Vile Scumbag of the Week
I've had a post of about 250,000 words bouncing around my head for the last day and a half, with about 249,997 of those words being of a horse-beating, Barrios-bashing nature.
So much to write, so little time. I'll try to be brief.
If you haven't heard by now, or if you're not from 'round these parts, here's the story:
Well, thank God he didn't have a $5 plastic slingshot.
Gee...what what was their first clue?
Thanks to the State's tireless efforts to render the populace defenseless against such vermin stool such as this.
As opposed to abducting, robbing, raping, and threatening to kill a defenseless woman WITHOUT a child in the room?
I can only offer two possible explanations:
1. He was a perfectly law-abiding citizen until a few days ago when he picked up a large knife and was instantly transformed into a dangerous, violent, sexual predator by its magical powers.
2. He entered our country in a manner not in compliance with US immigration law, with no intentions whatsoever of adhering to any of our other laws. You know, those silly little laws we have in this country against attempted murder, kidnapping, armed robbery, and aggravated sexual assault.
By golly, if only he was able to get a driver's license and a discounted college tuition, then he would have sought out gainful employment and become a productive member of society, instead of being forced into a life of crime by the cold-hearted Romney administration.
Save us, Governor Reilly!
And from the Boston Herald we get this wonderful bit of advice from Detective Sgt. Christopher Lareau of Chicopee
Easy for someone with the unfettered right to carry a firearm to say. Try telling it to the "stewards of the people" on Beacon Hill who have been force-feeding us all their "common sense", "for the children" gun control laws for as long as I care to remember.
Here's a novel idea - stop voting for the liberal, nanny-state wankers who like it that way. Demand that your right to protect your family from harm be restored to you forthwith!
What's that, you say? Your '96 Grand Cherokee doesn't have such a feature? And your '89 Caprice isn't equipped with one either? Well, short of buying a new car, maybe there are some other precautions yo can take. Let's read on.
OK, these people have apparently never been to a shopping mall in mid-December. Unless you plan on illegally taking a handicapped spot, that advice is about as useful as putting handlebars on a parakeet.
No wonder these people have never been to a mall in mid-December, they've been home watching far too many teen horror flicks and believing every junk e-mail horror story their idiotic friends send them.
Um...you missed one.
So much to write, so little time. I'll try to be brief.
If you haven't heard by now, or if you're not from 'round these parts, here's the story:
Last Saturday evening, as holiday shoppers bustled about in the parking lot of a Framingham Wal-Mart, a woman and her toddler strolled to their car.
Suddenly, authorities say, Evandro S. Doirado struck.
With 13-inch knife in hand, authorities say, he pounced on them, forcing the pair into her car.
Well, thank God he didn't have a $5 plastic slingshot.
Within minutes, Doirado forced the woman to drive to an adjacent parking lot and sexually assaulted her in the car in front of her 2-year-old son, authorities said.
They then drove to a seaside Plymouth motel room where he repeatedly raped her while her son cowered at the bedside, authorities said.
Her torment ended only after Doirado took her to buy beer at a nearby liquor store Monday. She mouthed "help me" to a customer, then mouthed the name of the motel to a store clerk, who called police, authorities said.
Doirado, 28, of Framingham, was arraigned yesterday in Plymouth District Court on numerous rape and assault charges, and is being held without bail. At a court hearing scheduled for Friday, prosecutors plan to ask a judge to hold him for 60 days without bail because they consider Doirado a public danger.
Gee...what what was their first clue?
"This is random; they didn't know each other," said Plymouth District Attorney Timothy J. Cruz. "The complete randomness, that's what's scary. It could have happened to anyone."
Thanks to the State's tireless efforts to render the populace defenseless against such vermin stool such as this.
He added: "When you do this with a child in the room, you are an evil person. There's no way around it."
As opposed to abducting, robbing, raping, and threatening to kill a defenseless woman WITHOUT a child in the room?
Framingham police and Plymouth prosecutors were not familiar with Doirado. His name did not turn up in sex-offender databases or other court records, and no prior offenses were mentioned in court yesterday
I can only offer two possible explanations:
1. He was a perfectly law-abiding citizen until a few days ago when he picked up a large knife and was instantly transformed into a dangerous, violent, sexual predator by its magical powers.
2. He entered our country in a manner not in compliance with US immigration law, with no intentions whatsoever of adhering to any of our other laws. You know, those silly little laws we have in this country against attempted murder, kidnapping, armed robbery, and aggravated sexual assault.
By golly, if only he was able to get a driver's license and a discounted college tuition, then he would have sought out gainful employment and become a productive member of society, instead of being forced into a life of crime by the cold-hearted Romney administration.
Save us, Governor Reilly!
And from the Boston Herald we get this wonderful bit of advice from Detective Sgt. Christopher Lareau of Chicopee
Police are urging holiday shoppers to be ready to push their panic buttons after a woman and her toddler were kidnapped from a Framingham Wal-Mart this weekend and two other children were almost snatched in Chicopee.
"Don't make it easy to become a victim," warned Detective Sgt. Christopher Lareau of Chicopee.
Easy for someone with the unfettered right to carry a firearm to say. Try telling it to the "stewards of the people" on Beacon Hill who have been force-feeding us all their "common sense", "for the children" gun control laws for as long as I care to remember.
Women out shopping yesterday said they've come to fear becoming easy targets this holiday season.
Here's a novel idea - stop voting for the liberal, nanny-state wankers who like it that way. Demand that your right to protect your family from harm be restored to you forthwith!
From having a car's panic button at the ready...
What's that, you say? Your '96 Grand Cherokee doesn't have such a feature? And your '89 Caprice isn't equipped with one either? Well, short of buying a new car, maybe there are some other precautions yo can take. Let's read on.
...and parking near the store entrance...
OK, these people have apparently never been to a shopping mall in mid-December. Unless you plan on illegally taking a handicapped spot, that advice is about as useful as putting handlebars on a parakeet.
...to checking for intruders in the back seat...
No wonder these people have never been to a mall in mid-December, they've been home watching far too many teen horror flicks and believing every junk e-mail horror story their idiotic friends send them.
...the women described various strategies for staying safe.
Um...you missed one.