Thursday, December 15, 2005

(Non-)Breaking (Non-)News

In the least shocking, and most anticipated news development of the last century, Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney announced last night that he will not be seeking re-election in November.

If you didn't see this coming from a million fucking miles away, you haven't been paying attention.

So, what's next for the Commonwealth? Governor Kerry Healey (down, Jay)? Tom Reilly? Deval Patrick?

If there's one thing I can guarantee you, it's this. None of them - especially that vile, statist prick Reilly - will be my next governor.