24 - The Morning After
Episode 7: 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM
Bruce's Five-Point Review
1. OK, this show is really starting to blow monkey nuts.
I'm asking all concerned parties to write a letter today to Fox demanding they fire Richard Gere from the show's writers staff. I mean, Come on! What the hell? Only TWO bad guy kills by CTU.
When a heavily-armed, highly trained counter-terrorism strike team only manages to score one more kill that a tattered 15-year-old girl, something is seriously wrong in the world.
I'm giving them ONE more chance (again) to make things right.
2. Um...Mike...how does a man in handcuffs hang himself?
3. THAT is why the hobbits never became much of a force to be reckoned with in Middle Earth - no street smarts, whatsoever.
4. Listen up, people, I'm only going to say this once!
If a carload of armed, shifty looking characters with heavy foreign accents barge into your machine shop and force you at gunpoint to assist them in cutting open up a bunch of suspicious looking metal cylinders, they will kill you when you're done, despite any assurances they may offer you to the contrary.
5. Am I the only one who thinks Edgar spends his weekends on his knees wearing a leather zip-up facemask, getting flogged by a badminton racket-wielding dominatrix?
Bruce's Five-Point Review
1. OK, this show is really starting to blow monkey nuts.
I'm asking all concerned parties to write a letter today to Fox demanding they fire Richard Gere from the show's writers staff. I mean, Come on! What the hell? Only TWO bad guy kills by CTU.
When a heavily-armed, highly trained counter-terrorism strike team only manages to score one more kill that a tattered 15-year-old girl, something is seriously wrong in the world.
I'm giving them ONE more chance (again) to make things right.
2. Um...Mike...how does a man in handcuffs hang himself?
3. THAT is why the hobbits never became much of a force to be reckoned with in Middle Earth - no street smarts, whatsoever.
4. Listen up, people, I'm only going to say this once!
If a carload of armed, shifty looking characters with heavy foreign accents barge into your machine shop and force you at gunpoint to assist them in cutting open up a bunch of suspicious looking metal cylinders, they will kill you when you're done, despite any assurances they may offer you to the contrary.
5. Am I the only one who thinks Edgar spends his weekends on his knees wearing a leather zip-up facemask, getting flogged by a badminton racket-wielding dominatrix?
