That Would Make a Grown Man Cry

Kudos to ABC for making this call.

The Janet Jackson ripple effect (or should that be "rip" effect) has finally come around to the game that started it all. Sunday's Super Bowl will be on a five-second tape delay pregame, postgame and halftime.

I don't think I'd be able to keep my food down should I suddenly find myself looking at Keith Richards' nipples. Some things are not meant to be seen by the human eye.

Hey, I wonder if they'll play "Start Me Up".

Yaaaawwwwnnnnn....