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Richard Belzer: Leftist Fucknugget of the Week

According to actor and comedian Richard Belzer, American troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are too uneducated to be expressing support for the U.S. military mission since they're just "19 and 20-year-old kids who couldn't get a job" and "they don't read twenty newspapers a day."

NewsBusters has more, including this observation.

During the 2004 campaign, liberals contended that Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry's experience in Vietnam as a ground soldier made him an expert on the Iraq war, but now, by Belzer's reasoning, soldiers and Marines actually on the ground in Iraq have no credibility.

IMDB.com has this to say on Belzer's academic "accomplishments".

A social misfit, was kicked out of every school he ever attended, due to his uncontrollable wit.

From Wikipedia.com:

He unsuccessfully attended junior college...

And, from the Department of Cheap Shots, comes this revelation:

Richard Belzer

Born: 4-Aug-1944
Birthplace: Bridgeport, CT

Gender: Male
Religion: Jewish
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Comic, Actor

Nationality: United States
Executive summary: Munch on Homicide, Law & Order: SVU

Military service: US Army

Has only one testicle.

Hence, the title of his 1997 album, I suppose.