From the Pages of Not the Boston Globe

Boston Mayor Tom Menino's worst nightmare played out this week on the streets of Delhi Township, Michigan.

One driver rammed his car into the other, causing minor damage. The drivers then pulled into a Burger King parking lot. One driver got out of his car with a baseball bat and approached the other driver, who then pulled a gun. Police arrived and arrested the driver with the bat. Police say the man with the gun had a legal permit to carry the weapon.

In summary:

No shots fired.

No "blood in the streets".

No "wild west" shootout.

No innocents "mowed down".

One dangerous, violent scumbag under arrest.

One law-abiding citizen not in the hospital (or morgue).

Boy, Mumbles just hates when that happens.

(link via KABA)