24 - The Morning After
Episode 16: 10:00 PM to 11:00 PM
Bruce's Five-Point Review
1. Yay! Logan IS a scumbag after all! Seems he's not the limp-dicked frenchman we all thought he was. Now we can happily look forward to Jack killing him in some creative, and disturbingly painful, fashion.
2. Yay, again! A whole hour of plot twists and gratuitous violence (including a throat slashing - Jack's ba-a-ack! And Audrey didn't ONCE want to talk to Jack about her feelings!
And the Red Sox are in first place. Life is good.
3. Aaron Pierce is still, and always will be, THE MAN! He must eat nails for breakfast. Whatever you do, don't get between him and the first lady once President Frogger gets his head chopped off by Jack using a coffee table.
4. A brief word of advice, Jack. The next time you're about to embark on any kind of mission where the killing of terrorists will be involved, and a US Marine offers to watch your back, it would be wise to accept his offer and show him a little friggin' respect. That being said, I thought for a brief moment there that Wayne was going to freeze up when he drew a bead on that scumbag, and blow the whole operation.
5. Be sure to turn in next Monday night when CTU agent Jack Bauer disables an M1 tank with his patented armor-piercing Bauer-5000 Magnum handgun ammo. Unfortunately, this will be immediately followed by Massachusetts Congressman Marty Meehan proposing federal legislation on Tuesday morning to ban the civilian possession of the same.
So, you'd better get your order in quick!
Bruce's Five-Point Review
1. Yay! Logan IS a scumbag after all! Seems he's not the limp-dicked frenchman we all thought he was. Now we can happily look forward to Jack killing him in some creative, and disturbingly painful, fashion.
2. Yay, again! A whole hour of plot twists and gratuitous violence (including a throat slashing - Jack's ba-a-ack! And Audrey didn't ONCE want to talk to Jack about her feelings!
And the Red Sox are in first place. Life is good.
3. Aaron Pierce is still, and always will be, THE MAN! He must eat nails for breakfast. Whatever you do, don't get between him and the first lady once President Frogger gets his head chopped off by Jack using a coffee table.
4. A brief word of advice, Jack. The next time you're about to embark on any kind of mission where the killing of terrorists will be involved, and a US Marine offers to watch your back, it would be wise to accept his offer and show him a little friggin' respect. That being said, I thought for a brief moment there that Wayne was going to freeze up when he drew a bead on that scumbag, and blow the whole operation.
5. Be sure to turn in next Monday night when CTU agent Jack Bauer disables an M1 tank with his patented armor-piercing Bauer-5000 Magnum handgun ammo. Unfortunately, this will be immediately followed by Massachusetts Congressman Marty Meehan proposing federal legislation on Tuesday morning to ban the civilian possession of the same.
So, you'd better get your order in quick!
