Friday, April 14, 2006

Quote of the Day

Pa. man kills girlfriend over sandwiches

UNIONTOWN, Pa. --A man threw a microwave at his girlfriend, then fatally beat her after she refused to heat up sandwiches, police said.


After throwing her to the floor, Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, he told police. Fordyce also said he stomped on McCann's chest repeatedly then banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness -- but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said.

"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.

Whatever you say, pal. But, just so you know, that's exactly how your new boyfriend in prison will explain your rectal bleeding when quesitoned by the warden about it.