Life's Certainties
Death, taxes, and self-immolation by morons.
"And isn't it ironic...dontcha think?"
~ Alanis Morissette (1995)
(last year's human tiki torch stories here and here)
A teenage boy accidentally set himself on fire early Wednesday morning after allegedly trying to siphon gas from a firefighter's car.
"And isn't it ironic...dontcha think?"
~ Alanis Morissette (1995)
Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire, Hague said.
(last year's human tiki torch stories here and here)
