Thursday, June 01, 2006

For Everything Else, There's MumbleCard

McCulloch 14" 2-Cycle Gas Chainsaw: $130

30" Aluminum Baseball Bat: $40

8-pc. Stainless Steel Steak Knife Set: $30

Buying all these potentially deadly weapons online with the $200 Target gift card, which the Mayor of Boston just gave you in exchange for the stolen handgun you used earlier this week to pop a cap in some guy's ass on Blue Hill Avenue: PRICELESS