It's All About the Guns (cont'd)
Via the Brockton Enterprise:
KITCHEN UTENSIL CONTROL! NOW!!!
CAMPING EQUIPMENT CONTROL! NOW!!!
BAN THE CUB SCOUTS!
Hey! That's my line, pal!
And, from cbs4boston.com:
Clearly, what's called for here is a wide-sweeping ban on the sale and possession of clothing.
Public nudity - it's FOR THE CHILDRENTM!
STOUGHTON — Two Porter Street men charged with the attempted slaying of a 17-year-old in a bloody attack with a meat cleaver...
KITCHEN UTENSIL CONTROL! NOW!!!
...and a folding pocketknife...
CAMPING EQUIPMENT CONTROL! NOW!!!
BAN THE CUB SCOUTS!
...were each held on $100,000 cash bail Tuesday.
One of the suspects, Jose Ramirez, 22, of 173 Porter St., is also facing a second charge of attempted murder after police say he assaulted the other defendant, Willie Wilkerson, 20, also of 173 Porter St., with the meat cleaver.
"It was a wild scene," said police Sgt. Daniel McGowan. "It's shocking."
Hey! That's my line, pal!
And, from cbs4boston.com:
There was a scare for customers and employees at a Braintree credit union Wednesday, when a woman walked in claiming to have a bomb.
The female robber demanded money from a clerk at the Telephone Workers Credit Union at the South Shore Plaza. She took the cash and fled – leaving a bag behind.
The bank was evacuated and the bomb squad was called to the scene.
Turns out, all that was inside the bag was a bunch of clothing.
Clearly, what's called for here is a wide-sweeping ban on the sale and possession of clothing.
Public nudity - it's FOR THE CHILDRENTM!