Pinch Me! I Must Be Dreaming!
Researchers report that drinking coffee cuts the risk of cirrhosis of the liver from alcohol -- by 22 percent per cup each day -- but they stopped short of saying doctors should prescribe coffee for that reason.
So, by my calculations, eight cups of coffee a day will reduce my risk of alcohol-induced liver disease by 86.3 percent. Oh, the scarifices I'll make for my family.