Did You Know?
You know what to do.
Coincidentally, my wife forgot to defrost a steak on Monday, so we're having it tonight. And, I know there's a couple cans of foie gras in the back of the fridge somewhere. Wrap it all up in a few thick-cut strips of bacon, and we're good to go.
All that's missing would be the Slim Jims for bedtime snacks, for the daily recommended allowance of mechanically separated chicken they provide.