Monday, February 12, 2007

S-s-s-s-l-l-l-l-l-l-o-o-o-o-o-w Learners

OK, who watched tonight's double episode of "24" and didn't say, "Gee, I wonder if there was a secret passageway leading out of the terrorist safehouse into the sewer."?

Seriously, what the fucking-fuckety-fuck-a-duck?

They got two guys watching one window on one fucking fire escape, and no one watching the obvious alternate escape routes. Real good work there, kids. I mean it's not like every friggin' terror suspect you've chased over the last few years hasn't done the exact SAME FUCKING THING!

And, you'd think - what with this being, like, you know a nuclear fucking war on US soil, and all - that they'd have every counter-terrorism agent working in the field - oh, I don't know - ARMED!!!

Like it was so much better to force Milo to dodge automatic gunfire while trying to get the MP5 M4 carbine pump-action riot gun government-issued 9mm poodleshooter out of the box in the back of the van.

They'll send him out with a case of grenades bouncing around in the back seat, but not an adequate firearm for defending one's self from multiple hostiles. And, on top of that, he had to stop and load the damn thing himself while taking machine gun fire, on account of said handgun and ammunition being stored in compliance with the common-sense gun laws of the People's Republic of California?

What the fuck, over.

It's no wonder CTU's currently in the midst of getting their asses kicked like they're a bunch of helpless schoolchildren.

I take that back.

Perhaps, if they'd start staffing their tac-teams with actual schoolchildren, they could start kicking some ass for a change.

A 10-year-old girl from Jamaica Plain has been arrested for a shocking and brutal attack at a Target department store in Dorchester.

Boston police say a gang of four young girls jumped a 22-year-old woman at the South Bay Target just before 4 p.m. Sunday after the woman bumped into the 10-year-old in an aisle and allegedly refused to apologize.

Police spokesman officer Eddy Chrispin told WBZ the girls knocked the woman to the floor, hit her, ripped some of her hair out and took off her pants.

I blame Vermont.