Compare and Contrast

Saturday, in a legislatively-mandated gun-free zone outside Chicago, a lone gunman shot to death five defenseless women in cold blood.

Sunday, in the constitutionally-protected gun-freedom zone of Manchester, New Hampshire, nearly a dozen armed individuals roamed the streets with shovels and pick axes and...

...and...

I'm sorry, it's simply too horrific to talk about. But, I'll try.

They...um...

They cleared ice and snow from the sidewalks!

Oh, the HUMANITY!

Won't someone please think of the children!