Feel-Good Story of the Day

From long-time reader, commenter, and punster extraordinaire, "One-Eyed Jack", posting over the Northeast Shooters Forum:

Under Mass law, the Fortune tellers license is $2 per year and is issued by your town. I applied in Acton just for giggles. The selectmen decided that they needed to vote on it. Then they gave me shit because they said that I cost the town $250 to research my application. I had a lot of fun with them thru local newspaper editorials. I rewew it each year just to keep the shaft up their ass.

Gold.