Thursday, May 15, 2008

Let's Play "Fill in the Blank"

From the ever-so "progressive" hamlet of Chicago:

The ordinance as it stands requires ____________________ to apply for a license at a cost between $500 and $2,000 every two years, submit to fingerprinting and a criminal background check, secure as much as $300,000 in liability insurance and be at least 21 years old.

Here are your choices:

(A) people who work with radioactive materials
(B) people who manufacture and/or sell fireworks or other explosives
(C) people who want to own a legally-registered machine gun
(D) people who want to put on a music concert

(link via Snowflakes in Hell)