MANCHESTER – A man, who last night offered a woman $1 and a cigarette for sex, was promptly arrested by police on a prostitution charge.
I know times are tough, but come one. You gotta offer at least five. Hell, the pack of smokes alone set you back four bucks.
"Please, I haven't had sex in four years," Ali Yare Khalid, 21, of 375 Merrimack St., begged the woman, an undercover police officer, according to Capt. Richard Valenti.
Would that be "Please, don't arrest me, officer!" or "Please, have sex with me anyway, officer!"?