Get Ready For the Mass. Trampoline Ban
BOSTON -- A boy who jumped off a third-story porch of a Haverhill building onto a trampoline below was injured Wednesday.
I blame Halliburton.
Police received a phone call at about 5:30 a.m. that three or four boys were jumping onto the trampoline that was about 25 feet below the porch, according to the Eagle Tribune.
No doubt, they were just doing some early morning calisthenics prior to embarking on their paper routes.