Saturday, June 14, 2008

Get Ready For the Mass. Trampoline Ban

Boy Hurt In Porch To Trampoline Jump

BOSTON -- A boy who jumped off a third-story porch of a Haverhill building onto a trampoline below was injured Wednesday.

I blame Halliburton.

Police received a phone call at about 5:30 a.m. that three or four boys were jumping onto the trampoline that was about 25 feet below the porch, according to the Eagle Tribune.

5:30 AM???

No doubt, they were just doing some early morning calisthenics prior to embarking on their paper routes.