As If I Needed Further Proof...
My daughters decided that what I needed most of all on my birthday this year was my very own Webkinz.
(Those of you without kids between the ages of 3 and 7 can pretty much stop reading now, if you'd like. You likely haven't got the slightest idea what I'm talking about.)
So, anyway, I did what any responsible Webkinz owner would (or, at least, should) do. I hooked him up with some camo pants and a heater.
Apparently, open carry is perfectly legal in Webkinz World. Who knew?