Wednesday, September 24, 2008

For the Love of Humanity...

...please tell me that WPTZ inadvertently grabbed this story from the Onion and ran with it.

WATERBURY, Vt. — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow’s milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

Gonna have to work an extra serving of meat into my daily food intake today.