Hey, You Know Who's Got a Funny Name?

This guy.

You know who doesn't?

This worn-out, one-trick, has-been.

For those of you keeping score at home, this doesn't count as far as my prediction from last Friday is concerned. Accurately predicting that The Golden Goose Egg will play the "funny name" race card in a week's time is like accurately predicting what you had for lunch yesterday.