From Bruce's Big Book of How-To Hints
How To Make Your Spouse Roll Her Eyes:
Stop in the middle of a painting project, and say to the wife, "Uh oh! I forgot to change my shirt!" And, then, when she looks at you like you have two heads, say, "What? This is my good Def Leppard t-shirt."
Stop in the middle of a painting project, and say to the wife, "Uh oh! I forgot to change my shirt!" And, then, when she looks at you like you have two heads, say, "What? This is my good Def Leppard t-shirt."
