I Could Have Sworn I Had Unsubscribed

In my e-mail inbox today:

My friend,

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A day late and a dollar short, dickhead.

UPDATE: OK, I can't let this paragraph go unmentioned.

I'm asking you to join me today in supporting the effort to stop this wasteful spending. I'm urging you to make an immediate donation of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500 or whatever you can give to my re-election campaign for the U.S. Senate to continue the fight to bring an end to wasteful spending.

No additional commentary required.