I Could Have Sworn I Had Unsubscribed
A day late and a dollar short, dickhead.
UPDATE: OK, I can't let this paragraph go unmentioned.
I'm asking you to join me today in supporting the effort to stop this wasteful spending. I'm urging you to make an immediate donation of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500 or whatever you can give to my re-election campaign for the U.S. Senate to continue the fight to bring an end to wasteful spending.
No additional commentary required.