But, Of Course!

Boston Herald:

A Winthrop man charged in an alleged gay-bashing attack in Provincetown this weekend was described in his well-heeled, waterfront neighborhood yesterday as a "good kid."

Aren't they all?

P-town cops say Patten was drunk early Saturday when he got tossed out of Vixen nightclub and beat up two lesbians, one of whom was shoved through a window.

Calling this waste of blood, bone, and skin a "good kid" is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a "good cook".