It Takes a Special Kind of Stupid...
...to try to rob an establishment called Smoke 'N Gun.
Go to fail.
Go directly to fail.
Do not pass "go".
Do not collect $200.
Waukegan police said a clerk at a guns-and-ammunition store appears to have shot a man who was trying to rob the establishment this afternoon.
Go to fail.
Go directly to fail.
Do not pass "go".
Do not collect $200.