Ask Not For Whom the Cuckoo Clock Tolls...
It’s been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He’s sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and “Israeli mercenaries” are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.
His friends tried to warn him.
"Dude, you gotta use HEAVY DUTY aluminum foil, not that supermarket brand crap!"