Reuters is reporting this morning that the Girl Scouts of the USA will be presenting President Barack Obama with a shiny new bike at a ceremony later this afternoon in the White House Rose Garden for having sold the most boxes of Girl Scout Cookies in 2010.
Sure, next year's cookie sales haven't even started yet, but, come on! Seriously! Like your kid could possibly move more product than Barack F***in' Obama!
Opinion and commentary, garnished with a sprig of cynicism, served with a heaping side order of sarcasm, and washed down with a tall glass of common sense, by a gun-toting political refugee from the People's Progressive Republic of Massachusetts, currently residing in New Hampshire and doing what he can to keep the Granite State beautiful and free.