Breaking - Obama to Receive Major Award Today

Reuters is reporting this morning that the Girl Scouts of the USA will be presenting President Barack Obama with a shiny new bike at a ceremony later this afternoon in the White House Rose Garden for having sold the most boxes of Girl Scout Cookies in 2010.

Sure, next year's cookie sales haven't even started yet, but, come on! Seriously! Like your kid could possibly move more product than Barack F***in' Obama!

Please.