Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Cowardly Noodle-spined Nutsacks

From the Lame-ass Excuse Department:

CNN is not showing the negative caricatures of the likeness of Prophet Mohammed because the network believes its role is to cover the events surrounding the publication of the cartoons while not unnecessarily adding fuel to the controversy itself.

By refusing to publish all (read: any of the) 12 cartoons in question, CNN is playing right into the hands of the radical Islamist thugs by leaving the uninformed public with little choice but to gage the offensiveness of the cartoons based solely on the violence being perptrated by these "protesters" throughout the Arab world (of which CNN is providing the uninformed masses with 24-hour TV coverage).

"Wow, look at the violence! Firebombing of embassies! Cries for beheadings of the infidel offenders! Burning police vehicles! Those cartoons must have been absolutely horrible! Shame on us for causing this uproar! Let's show a little sympathy for these poor, innocent victims of our dastardly western oppression."