Thursday, May 28, 2009

Free Advice of the Day

To the woman who approached me in the Stratham, NH Staples store this afternoon and asked me for some spare change for food, saying you hadn't eaten in four days:

You might have been a tad more convincing had you not reeked of cigarettes (I'm assuming a minimum of a ten dollar a day habit) and weren't a good 50 pounds overweight.