Monday, March 15, 2004

Local Loozahs

Well, today's "Local Loozah" story was going to be about this Mother of the Year from Lawrence, but she got bumped from the top of my list by this comedian, also from the enlightened hamlet of Lawrence.

"A Lawrence man, charged yesterday with ripping a bag of cash from an elderly store owner and knocking him to the ground, said he grabbed the dough as a joke, said the prosecutor."

Ah yes, the old rob-an-old-man-and-knock-him-down gag. Cracks me up every time. Check the last line of the article.

"Eric Trainor was also charged with stabbing a bouncer at the Club City bar Thursday night."

No doubt another joke. Bob Saget should be so funny.