Quote of the Week

Despite what others might think about GWB's intellectual capabilities, one thing I can't fault him on is his balls-on, accurate assessment of the Bay State mentality. From a campaign stop this past weekend in York, Pennsylvania comes this beauty:

"Senator Kerry is rated as the most liberal member of the Senate," Bush said. "And he chose a fellow lawyer who is the fourth-most-liberal member of the Senate. Back in Massachusetts, that's what they call balancing the ticket."

For maximum effect, read aloud in your best Jeff Foxworthy voice.