Johnny B. Nasty

Seems the Kerry camp has adopted Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" as the "official" Kerry/Edwards campaign theme song. Whether at a nightclub in New York...

Kerry tried - if somewhat awkwardly - to boost his cool factor with the kids, bounding onto the club's stage while "Johnny B. Goode" blasted from the sound system.

...during a speech to the Service Employees International Union convention...

Kerry ended his 40-minute speech to cheers from the more than 2,500 union members and quickly shed his suit coat and put on an SEIU union jacket as the sound system blared out Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode."

...or on a bus tour through the Midwest battleground states.

Kerry was accompanied by his two daughters; Doyle and Obey rode with him during a long stretch of the trip. "Johnny B. Goode" blared at almost every stop.

Seems only fitting. A Kerry presidency and it's effect on our nation would be quite analogous to some of the lesser-known antics of Chuck Berry.

There's a homemade video featuring a certain Rock Legend, urinating on a long-legged blonde. When she (understandably) flinches from his #1 hit, he orders her to open her eyes and mouth, asking her if it's "nice and salty." Afterwards, she says she loves him, and asks whether he won't seal this act of love with a kiss. "I can't kiss you, baby," comes his reply, "you smell like piss."

Yes, the rock legend in question is none other than Chuck Berry ("My Ding-a-Ling" being his only #1 hit). More info here:

CHUCK BERRY- Arkansas 1/1/94…54 min (rare privatly shot show)
- Milan, Italy 2/21/97…42 min (rare privately shot show)
- Atlanta, GA 8/20/03...62 min XA
- XX home video footage…30 min (One of the greatest rock n’ rollers of all time sure has his fetishes. This footage has Chuck urinating in his woman's mouth, farthing, taping his woman going to the bathroom., doing the 69 position with his woman, and much more depravity)

Nice role model for America you've got there, John.