Friday, March 25, 2005

See You Monday

Blogging is now officially on hiatus until Monday. We're packing up the kids and driving north to Grandma and Grandpa's house in Maine for the Easter weekend.

I'll leave you with this rather, um, descriptive tribute to the greatest Easter confection known to mankind - Cadbury Creme Eggs



The true wonder of the Cadbury Egg is it's luscious, sweet, sticky, slimy candy yolk. Nobody is really sure what to classify it as, but more people would be open to oral sex if bodily fluids tasted this good. The yolk is quite gluish - you could easily tack up posters with the stuff. In effect, the two broken pieces of chocolate shell serve a miniature dishes so you don't have to get the crap all over your fingers. Some, like myself, don't even bother eating the chocolate afterwards. I mean, you just ate Heaven's Yolk -- how's a piece of flimsy chocolate going to top that?


Have a good one.