War Chest

Heed my warning, people.

It will be a sad, sad day for this great nation of ours when we're forced to choose between breasts and bombs.

SACRAMENTO — Police arrested two members of an organization called Breasts Not Bombs after they removed their tops during a protest on the steps of the state Capitol on Monday afternoon.

Screw you, hippies! This is the United Fucking States of America, damn it! We get to have both!