Tuesday, January 31, 2006

24 - The Morning After

Episode 6: 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM

Bruce's Five-Point Review

1. "Yeah, Audrey, I'd love to talk about our feelings right now, but I'm kinda on a top secret mission here to infiltrate the President's inner circle and expose a terrorist sympathizer therein. Can this wait, Sweety?"

Christ, can't she just shut her piehole for one damn day!

2. "CTU, this is Curtis. The tactical strike team is in place to raid the storage container believed to be housing the ultra-deadly, weaponized nerve gas."

"OK, men, put on your Home Depot dust masks. We're going in!"

3. It's official. Jack's gone soft. ZERO kills this hour? You gotta be shitting me!

I saw more gratuitous violence from 8:00 to 9:00 on "Dancing With the Stars". And, what's up with him pulling up short when he had the frickin' green light to go jack-o-lantern on Walt's smug little face there? Jesus, Jack, you didn't even break the skin, for crying out loud!

4. Dear Diary: Whadda you know? Bitches talk. - Jack

5. Well, Logan won't be gettin' any for a good long while now. Looks like he'll have to be his own "chief of staff".

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