Self Defense for Liberals

From the Boston Herald:

Gunplay on Geneva Avenue yesterday afternoon sent horrified residents scrambling for cover and a 19-year-old Dorchester man hopping for help as fast he could with a bullet in his foot.

One 50-year-old woman, who did not want to give her name but who was visibly startled from her close call, said she had just come home from church and was walking up her front steps, arms laden with boxes of pizza, when she heard shots ring out in the street behind her.

"I just ran inside," she said, looking back at her Acura, which took a bullet to a passenger-side window and was enveloped in yellow police crime-scene tape in the aftermath of the shooting.

"Oh my Lord," she said. "I have to pray harder."

I'll give her partial credit. She forgot "cower".