Friday, April 28, 2006

Contest Time

You're the judge.

This scumbag is standing before you awaiting sentencing.

A man was charged Thursday with murder after police said he tossed his 9-month-old son from a car, slammed the baby onto the vehicle's hood and then threw him into a canal.

You have been granted a one-time dispensation to disregard the Eighth Amendment (that whole "cruel and unusual punishment" deal).

In 10 words, or less, what is his sentence?

I'll go first.

Firecracker. Rectum. Rubbing alcohol.

Some assembly required.

Repeat until dead.