Mustang Patches
Here's a thought. Maybe, if Patches spent more money on his favorite local limousine service...

...he wouldn't have to spend so much on vehicle maintenace/repair.

And from the Too Good To Pass Up files:
UPDATE: Michelle Malkin on Kennedy's press conference:
UPDATE: Keeping the Kennspiracy theories alive...
Show of hands - who thinks it was actually "gasoline" that was purchased on the last twopackie runs trips to Cumberland Farms, itemized on this list?
I suppose a gallon and a half of gas in February could have been for his snowblower?
Wait a minute, that would imply some level of menial, physical labor.
Never mind.

...he wouldn't have to spend so much on vehicle maintenace/repair.

And from the Too Good To Pass Up files:
UPDATE: Michelle Malkin on Kennedy's press conference:
Rep. Kennedy says "I struggle every day with this disease...the chronic disease of addiction."
Translation: I am changing the subject.
UPDATE: Keeping the Kennspiracy theories alive...
Show of hands - who thinks it was actually "gasoline" that was purchased on the last two
I suppose a gallon and a half of gas in February could have been for his snowblower?
Wait a minute, that would imply some level of menial, physical labor.
Never mind.