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Saddam, 2 others sentenced to death

BAGHDAD, Iraq --Saddam Hussein was convicted and sentenced Sunday to hang for crimes against humanity in the 1982 killings of 148 people in a single Shiite town, as the ousted leader, trembling and defiant, shouted "God is great!"

Stay tuned for cries of woe and despair (and, of course, questionable timing) from the Bush-bashing camp.

(note to self: buy more popcorn)