Sunday, March 25, 2007

Parenting For Dummies

Chapter 1: Do not leave your car running in a parking with your kids sleeping inside while you go shopping.

No, really. Don't.

SUPERIOR TOWNSHIP, Mich. --A thief drove off in a minivan that was left running with three children sleeping inside, but the vehicle was found minutes later with all three unharmed and still asleep, authorities said.

The children's mother had stopped at a convenience store Friday night in Superior Township just outside of Ann Arbor.

Police said they were expecting to file felony dumbass charges within the hour.