Parenting For Dummies
No, really. Don't.
SUPERIOR TOWNSHIP, Mich. --A thief drove off in a minivan that was left running with three children sleeping inside, but the vehicle was found minutes later with all three unharmed and still asleep, authorities said.
The children's mother had stopped at a convenience store Friday night in Superior Township just outside of Ann Arbor.
Police said they were expecting to file felony dumbass charges within the hour.