Bruce's Rules of Thumb

#3: If you are in a room with an open container of gunpowder, and you feel you absolutely need to have a cigarette, go outside.

BAYOU BLACK, La. -- Stolen gunpowder went up with a bang when a teenager one of the idiots who stole it flicked cigarette ash near the open bottle, according to the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff's Office.

Sorry, but if that doesn't make you laugh, there's something wrong with what's in your head. Seek psychiatric help immediately.