Musicians play them. Ski fans bang them. Farmers tie them to heifers.
Now, state officials may use cowbells to help solve a curiously persistent transportation problem: trucks that crash into the low Storrow Drive and Memorial Drive bridges despite the abundant signs warning them away.
Might I suggest we get back to teaching high school seniors how to read before they hop in their U-Hauls, thinking they're all studly n' shit like B.J. McCay, and head into Boston for their first day of freshman year.